But I do...
And I have a tendency to wear them until they fall apart. Which is good. That's how you should wear shoes.
However, I no longer have a vehicle, so my shoes (statistically speaking) get a lot more miles (kilometers) on them then they're used to. I've been in Australia for nearly three months now, walking a minimum of 10-20 minutes every day to and from the train station. Texas shoes are not meant to handle that kind of wear and tear. And eventually
This happens:
Sorry for sharing my dirty shoes with you, but I literally walked holes in my shoes in a three month period. I was going to go shopping over this past weekend, but I was sick the whole time. I invested in some super glue, while I was out at the grocery store purchasing soup and change for laundry (still have to be an adult even though you're sick), that specifically advertised working on rubber, and I said, "Neato burrito, that'll patch my sandals right up until I can go shopping for new shoes on Sunday."
I wore my sandals to work today, and halfway through the morning, the glue's hold breaks and so does my sandal. I embarrassingly approach my boss and ask if I could leave early to go buy shoes because I am out of appropriate shoes to wear to work. Luckily, my boss is pretty awesome, and understands the need for high quality footwear for the walking commuter. Shout out to Alex.
Four o'clock rolls around, I head out with my broken flip flop to the Pitt Street Mall. I got turned around about five different times, lied to one of those charity sales people (I told him that I had already donated to whatever refugee charity he was working for. I don't have the funds to save the refugees, and I don't want to listen to your spiel my FLIP FLOP IS BROKEN), got turned around again in my haste to escape the guilt tripping charity sales pitch, and finally found my way to the mall(s).
The Malls.
So in the Sydney City Centre (that's how it's spelled here) there are a few different shopping centers: Pitt Street Mall, the Queen Victoria Building, The Galleries, Town Hall Station Mall, and Westfield Mall.
ALL of these malls are connected to each other via underground walkways. So it's very easy to get turned around and no longer know which shopping center you're residing. I've made a low detail map so you can see the approximate connecting tunnels running through each of the malls.
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The red lines are the connecting tunnels (approximately). Please do not use my map for actual navigation through the underground walkways of the CBD. Also thank you Google for the maps. Also you can get to the Sydney Tower from Westfield. I'll have to check that out one weekend. |
Shoe shopping becomes a very daunting task when you're faced with so many malls to choose from! I stuck with the Westfield Mall and found Rubi Shoes. The staff was friendly, talked about my issues with not finding a half-size (being a true half-sizer), and what best shoe would fit my needs. Pro-tip: If you're between two sizes, go with the smaller size. It may be a bit snug, but it will stretch out. The problem with the bigger sizes, is they still stretch out, and you're left with shoes a whole size and a half larger than what you need. Rubi Shoes also had a sale! I was able to buy two pairs of shoes for $30.
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They have holes for my toes! I also bought a pair just like them in brown! |
So after I finally got some shoes, I wandered around a few stores. Here's some fancy hats I saw at Myers (Pitt Street Mall)!
These hats reminded me of my friend Gwenlyn who always wears such fancy hats to church (and fancy occasions, of course). Each one cost well over a Thousand Aussie Dollars, so I'm sorry I can't bring a fancy hat back home to you Gwenlyn.
And a rather interesting designer ensemble.
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That's a top and a skirt. Not sure what they're marketing for, but it's not me. |
As it started pouring rain, I made my way back towards Town Hall Station through the QVB. I passed by a true sight for sore eyes:
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DONUTS!!!! |
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OMG They're beautiful |
After about two minutes of debating between a jelly filled donut and the monstrosity of what I thought was the Just In Time Donut (Please ask me personally for an explanation of my thought processes). But I totally read it wrong. It's the "Justin Time" Donut! As in It's time for Justin Bieber to come to Australia because apparently he is doing a tour here? Yeah. I didn't get it either.
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The chocolate underpants were the tastiest. |
Even with me reading the name wrong, the donut was way delicious. It has crumbled Oreos, white chocolate shavings, and milk chocolate underpants! 10/10 would buy donuts again.
In conclusion: Wear shoes for commuting (they call sneakers trainers, so I'll start wearing those), pack more than two pairs of shoes for work (that aren't heels), and buy more donuts. Also, Douglas is not a working Llama, so he had to stay home for this round of photos.